Well, I’ve now heard it all. Apparently Keith went to the midget tossing competition, and this little guy named Otto won. I guess Otto was so excited, he ripped his clothes off and what was hiding underneath? A 12 inch Sidewalk Scraper. Keith said he was a little devastated with the load, not very big at all. He said the Dong to ball ratio wasn’t right, but the girth of the old clamslammer made up for it!

Sidewalk Scraper by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

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Skyraper

Any tall building, apartment or building complex, especially if its unaestheticly pleasing.

"It's going to be a lovely sunset tonight"
"Yeah I guess so but look at all the skyscrapers, they ruin the skyline"
"Not skyscrapers, skyrapers.."
"Hahahaha yeah the sky never asked for them did they?"

Skyraper by Parker pint September 24, 2013

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kidney scraper

n.
an extremely large penis (ecpecially in length), that could potentially scrape the kidneys.

Wow! I mean, I've seen some big cocks, but that thing really is a kidney scraper!

kidney scraper by kornhole February 3, 2005

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grease scraper

A friend who gets you out of a situation where a fat chick is trying to hook up with you.

Matt get down here! I'm stuck between two fat chicks trying to take me home. I need a grease scraper to get out of this!

grease scraper by The Boc January 19, 2014

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