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Fashion The Gash 

A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.

Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.

Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
All it took to find true love was for me to fashion the gash.

Fashion the gash 

As a component of do-it-yourself gender-affirmation surgery, to fashion the gash is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new chuff.

Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".
Having spent £6,000 on removing a penis, to avoid a difficult conversation and some discreet tucking on her first evening with Stuart, Susie was prepared for the final stage of her transition. After being reminded that Stuart was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to fashion the gash.

Splash for the gash 

The process of applying aftershave, with the purpose of attracting a female.
"Ready to go out?"
"One minute, just need to Splash for the Gash."
"Good idea."
Splash for the gash by number16 January 19, 2014

Frothin at the gash 

When a girl wants dick the so bad that her vagina leaks pussy fluids so bad starts to look like a lidless top loader mid cycle full of high concentrate dish washing detergent
Stacey was was frothin at the gash so hard for dick that her pussy looked like a unattended foam brush at a car wash

sloshing out the gash 

Used to describe a substance appearing through a hole, rip or tear in a material or object. May also refer to a woman's period.
"I burnt myself earlier and now there's loads of yellow stuff sloshing out the gash."
"If you break into my house again I will rape you."

Throthing at the gash 

When a girl finds someone or something very attractive throth starts to come out of her vagina into her underware.
"Carli I love you"
"Oh Simon i'm throthing at the gash for you."