A phrase that is
never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a
problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about.
Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.
"The
doctor said that I tested negative for cervical
cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't
render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."