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dip test 

When you're making out with someone and you discretely put your fingers in the target area and then secretly smell your fingers to see if it's safe to go "down there."
I was making out with this chick and before I went down there, I did a dip test. Man, was I glad I did, because it was NOT safe to go down there. The dip test SAVED me.
dip test by boilingover December 9, 2008
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dip test 

When you stick your dick into a woman's vagina, but then pull out. If done quickly enough, it doesn't count at sex.
I was about to fuck this girl, but then I saw a red bump near her pussy, so I did the dip test.
dip test by Tim June 3, 2004

dip n' sniff test 

The process of putting a finger in a girl's vagina then subtly bringing the finger up to your nose and smelling it. Is done in order to determine if the girl smells good enough to go down on.
Thank god I used the dip n' sniff test on that girl I brought home last night. My finger smelled like I dipped it in the frylator at Red Lobster! Needless to say, my face went no where near that pussy.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026