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text war 

a phenomenon occurring between two people who are either in the beginning stages of a relationship, having no strings attached sex, or on the verge of breaking up. involves endless texting in which the victor of the text war considers himself or herself to be the in the position of power. usually begins with "Wr r u?", but can take many forms. The spoils of victory most likely take the form of the winner choosing the "when and where" of the next sexual encounter.
That stupid French guy and I had a text war last night, but there was no way I was driving to his apartment for subpar sex.
text war by Ess-Dub April 6, 2007
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Text Chat Warrior

A text chat warrior is a version/subspecies of a keyboard warrior. Not all Text Chat Warriors are racist, neckbeards, but they still have the toxic personality of it. You can see them browsing 4chan, 8kun, and wizardchan, searching for the perfect argument to partake in.

Some of these warriors even have their own places to lurk in, like the SCPwiki.

And sometimes they utilize other social media(s), where they can stalk their celebrity of choice (although this behaviour is seen more in simps).

Some of the obvious pass-times of a Text Chat Warrior include:
Editing random Wikipedia articles so that they include false or misleading information,
Looking up random conspiracy theories and beliving them,
Spamming /b/ and /r9k/ with random pictures,
Replying with "Sauce?" on every /h/ and /d/ thread,
Starting arguments about random things in the hope of making the other person annoyed,
Doxxing 5 year olds who ruin their K/D on cs1.6,
Scamming people for 15gp on Runescape.
Tim: Don't talk to Darran online, he is a Text Chat Warrior.
Darren: I am going to edit the Wikipedia article about "Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels".
Tim: Won't that get you banned?
Darren: If it does then I will spam them with my 15 burner emails and utilize my elite hacker skills in python to DDOS them.

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026