Art Orgasm 

You walk into some large beautiful museum for the first time, perhaps the Louvre or the Met, stroll around a bit, then suddenly find yourself in front of some overwhelmingly beautiful and entirely entrancing work. Your heart races, you feel faint, and your eyes dance over it, taking in every perfect detail. Your breath comes more rapidly, and you whisper your awe. You feel the piece consume you, penetrate you, and proceed to give your being the most beautiful fucking you've ever experienced until at last, when you can't take the euphoria any more... you have an art orgasm.

"The Mona Lisa is nice and all, but it was the Vermeer's that gave me multiple art orgasms."

"I love Rome. It's like one long art orgasm."

"That gallery is awful. None of their exhibits have ever given me art orgasm."

Art Orgasm by HeatherFuture March 14, 2009

art-orgasm 

malfunction in the brains of female art students when they come across some cheesy museum exhibit

your blind date during the trip to the museum - "ooooh! look at that texture, rhythm... look at the chiaroscuro, the rendering... the finish... wow!!!"

you to your room mate later that night- "man i tell you i was bored to death with that chick, her idea was to go to the museum and have an art-orgasm"

art-orgasm by h-d March 31, 2007

Autorgasm 

the act of rubbing your girlfriend, wife , etc. clit while she is driving to cause her to have an orgasm. Has been successfully done but can be very dangerous. PERFORM AT OWN RISK!!

Bill: hey bob i just gave my girlfriend an autorgasm.
Bob: shut the hell up Bill you could have crashed you know

Autorgasm by foxtrot3092 October 27, 2011

antorgasm 

instead of seeing a good-looking potential sexual mate nude. It involves accidentally seeing an old relative, in-law, or strange aged person nude showing stretch marks, wrinkles, birthmarks, body hair and drooping body parts.

I just had an antorgasm, when I accidentally walked into the unlocked bathroom and saw your aunt Millie changing into her large bathing suit-I don't think I can eat again for at least a week.

antorgasm by busterboner September 30, 2009