malfunction in the brains of female art students when they come across some cheesy museum exhibit
your blind date during the trip to the museum - "ooooh! look at that texture, rhythm... look at the chiaroscuro, the rendering... the finish... wow!!!"
you to your room mate later that night- "man i tell you i was bored to death with that chick, her idea was to go to the museum and have an art-orgasm"