has 

A grammatical error uttered forth by furry mammals and/or complete retards.

I has a bucket!
Can it has be hugs time now please?

has by Harryw00t April 29, 2008

HAS 

Acronym for Hookah Attack Syndrome

Betto: Aye Fam, are you hitting the gym tonight?
Milade: Naw Bruhh, i am has-ing like a mf

HAS by Gucci mayne ya HALA clan July 17, 2016

has 

A word generally replacing and tense of have (have, had, has). It can as well be used before any verb or auxiliary verb. It may also be spelled as "haz."

I has a blanket.

I has a Halo collector's helmet, but my roomate stole it.

He has a blanket.

I has can do it!

I has jumped over the blanket.

has by Sen4lifE January 24, 2010

has 

Has means a manly girl, basically a dyke.

That chick in softball is such a has!

has by Marissa June 9, 2004

has 

a shorter way of saying you are "HYPE AS SHIT"

joe: you ready for the show tonight?
jane: dude, im has !! cant wait

has by meowladymeow October 16, 2011

HAS 

Acronym for 'hands are shaking'. Happens during internet chat when you suddenly l.o.l so hard that your fingers have no power to type further. This would happen in the middle of the conversation when the fellow chatter might be waiting for you to type something, but u can't cos u are dying out of laughter on the other end.

Bff : (*says something funny*)
Me:

Bff: (*continues saying *)
Me:

Bff: 'are u there?'
ME: HAS
Bff: 'oh..lol *continues saying*)

HAS by Deftaz December 24, 2010

HAS 

The world renowned High Altitude Shit (HAS) is basically when a person sits on top of a toilet cubicle, you can do this on your own or even better with a friend, and take a massive shit form the top of the cubicle meaning you can get the satisfaction of adding some good splash back and volume to your daily dump

-"What the fuck are you doing up there?"
-"HAS all the way"
-"What the fuck is a HAS"
-"High Altitude Shit"
-"Room for one more?"
-"As always"

HAS by TJ Baxter March 6, 2009