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Paulie Carbone 

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

RIP Paulie Carbone
Paulie Carbone by Oversiiiiiight October 23, 2008

Grant Cardone 

A 60 year old former heroine addict who after recovery become a hectamillioanre selling houses ,condos , apartments, sales courses along with literally hundreds of other items to low income business owners. He generally sees himself as a the head of his 10X cult in which he pushes all persons to increase all quantities of activities in their lives by 10 with the exception of how much money they give him which he order an increase of by 100 fold.
"You can fake a Lamborghini and a Yacht but you can't fake a private jet" - Grant Cardone.
Grant Cardone by Santiago Cantu December 17, 2018

Trevor Cardone 

Lead singer/screamer of the "band' Pacific Skyline. He is a "scene kid' that dropped out of beauty school and can not take criticism. He bases his band's success on how many likes they get on facebook, which result from the constant whoring of themselves everywhere. He claims that his band is "the best on the coast" and that the band will get them somewhere and has been saying this for years. The only I place I see them going is nowhere fast. The band has only played one live show and got boo'd off the stage, but still claim these things. He has no job, is always bumming off of people, and says that Haters do not phase him, but if you post anything negative/disagreeing/criticizing about his band you get block forever on facebook. Basically, he needs to grow up, stop thinking this band will make him famous, and get a life. His name can be used in instances where you are in a situation facing something/one you don't like so you run away from the problem. You can use his last name if his full name does not work.
Man, if you don't stop hating on me I'm going to 'Trevor Cardone' you!

I'm popular because I 'Cardone myself everywhere.

Carbonese 

Pasta dish Invented by a Swedish super dad who was ”less” (tired) of making (and eating) pasta carbonara every damn day. So one day he made them bolognese and the kids complained. As the super human he is he made them carbonara but mixed in bolognese (fuck traditions!) Shut up and eat kids! and man did they eat…
Any idea what I should make for dinner?
Carbonese is always a good choice!
Carbonese by Stefanatic August 29, 2021

Reverse carmone 

An Olympic position in the bedroom, typically when a guy does a full split then fucks the girl in the ass
Some hoe was neckin me on all night so I gave her the reverse Carmone
Being lonely due to the never ending Carona virus.
Biden said there's nothing he can do about the virus, so I guess we will be trapped inside for another caronely year.
Caronely by qb603 February 1, 2021