casuallate

To ejaculate in a casual or laid-back manner (i.e. without prior planning or pre-meditation).

The opposite of tejife

A casuallation may strike at any time; When you're sleeping, when you're on the bus, when you're buying a new tractor... whenever!

Just so long as you're relaxed and unsuspecting.

Casuallating is never intense, or even slightly forceful. The casual nature of the casuallation guarantees that it becomes more of a dribble, leaving the casuallator with an embarrassing cum stain.

Casuallation should be treated with embarrassment, but not with pride and honour. It shows a compleate lack of self control!

To casuallate is to ejaculate casually

casuallate by vagmeister 2 December 12, 2009

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casuallation

To ejaculate casually. A casuallation can be neither wanted, expected or premeditated in any way.

No examples necessary, casuallation may happen anywhere at any time. eg. on the bus.

casuallation by vagmeister December 11, 2009

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Casulate

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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