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Nature Nazi

Any person who is out to save "mother earth". Usually, these people come in the form of hippies, bunny lovers, and tree huggers. Nature extremists. They hate SUV's, any type of offroad vehicles (i.e. dirtbikes, quads), and dune buggies. If it means we can't build a house because it'll take away the habitat of a fucking tree frog, they're all for it. They're usually jobless and "live off of nature". Sometimes they're referred to as "homeless". Except for the rare ones like Al Gore.
We can't go trailriding because those tree hugging, bunny thumping, nature nazi's were whining that they saw a screach owl in the woods and we might give it a heart attack and cause it to become extinct.
Nature Nazi by Foster420 February 22, 2007
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Nature Nazi

An intolerant, hyper-extreme environmentalist that believes human beings and the human-built environment has no place on the planet. Rabidly opposed to the idea that cities contain people, buildings and commerce, and uses endless legal action to block development to turn every square inch of land into a nature reserve or swamp grass stormwater basin. Fanatical about preserving every tiny obscure element of the environment, while has an inability to "see the forest for the trees" and that their larger actions are actually significantly more harmful to the planet. Could care less about habitat for human beings to live but is fanatically obsessed with the habitat of some obscure newt or owl. Driven by fanatical ideology and blind opposition than a concern for proven solutions that actually help the environment.

Not to be confused with a sane rational environmentalist that tries to minimize waste and human's negative impacts on the planet.
That Nature Nazi has litigated the construction of a trolley line over a 50 ft stretch of wetland because it might cast an 8 ft wide shadow on the swamp.

A Nature Nazi just blocked a new three-story mixed-use apartment building next to a subway station because it might result in the loss of a single tree planted 15 years ago.
Nature Nazi by ponchoes April 6, 2019
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026