spaff 

another word for ejaculate

bradley, spaff on my tits! said lisa

spaff by another word for ejaculate June 10, 2015

Spaff 

To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.

I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak

Spaff by Jelly Pumpernickel October 4, 2012

Spaff 

Another word for cum

I spaffed all over ethan the big Busty babe

Spaff by Scoobys Doobie July 10, 2019

spaff 

A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'

(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."

spaff by Choadalay-dee-heeee January 9, 2013

Spaff 

To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)

Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.

Spaff by Big-OH January 23, 2009

spaff 

a slang word used in alternative of seamen

Oh man, I totally just spaffed my pants!

spaff by belsmith the belsniff June 11, 2015

Spaff 

1. (n.) Sperm

2. (v.) to Sperm

3. (v.) to fuck up

1. I find bounty to be the only truly effective method of absorbing my spaff.

2. Oh my god, I'm so sorry but I've spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.

3. You've proper spaffed that up. Boyo.

Spaff by Thos October 2, 2004