A cross between a space cadet and a basket case. A sort of Ditzy meets ADHD. The person comes to you in a flurry of hyper/frenetic activity and hands off a task for you. They're in a major hurry to leave for something. Problem is that they forgot one or more key details that you need to be able to do your part.
Jill: God I wish he'd finish everything before he heads to happy hour.
Tim: What did he forget this time?
Jill: He didn't make the deposit. I can't process this without the money being there. God what a spaceket case.
When an erection becomes so intense that internal pressure causes fluids to geyser out of the top, forming a mushroom-shaped mist at the peak. The resulting silhouette perfectly resembles the Seattle Space Needle
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.