Killing Kittens 

The act of masturbating

Damn I'm soo horny, I better go kill some kittens

Killing Kittens by Matt R March 28, 2005

killing kittens 

masturbating, usually guys jerking off to pornographic images. a common phrase on fark.com.

Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing after looking at this boobies link.

killing kittens by tonmeister May 13, 2005

Killing Kittens 

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

Killing Kittens by Mike May 13, 2005

killing kittens 

Very powerful young felines, under your control.

If you masturbate, a kitten kills God. The kitten is one of the killing kittens.

killing kittens by Fearman November 28, 2007

Killing kittens 

Listening to emo music...
also masterbation

Everytime you listen to emo god kills a kitten
Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten

Killing kittens by Evoon August 8, 2005

Killing Kittens 

Slang for "The slaying of innocent people."

?George Bush is killing kittens in Iraq while ignoring North Korea."

Killing Kittens by Brainiac January 7, 2005

kitten-killing

An internet slang term for masturbation

Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

kitten-killing by Siki November 15, 2003