The Malloy 

The Malloy is a sex act. It happens when a man is in doggy style position. He is being taken from behind by a lesbians with a strap on. At this point he starts asking for a reach around, but is continously denied.

Dude, did you hear about Kelley? He got drunk last night and was totally given The Malloy. Now he is walking around funny with a semi.

The Malloy by SnowyChinchilla July 9, 2016

The Malloy challenge 

A challenge in which a person drinks 2 shots of wood alchohol, eats 3 under cooked oysters in the span 1 minute and go outside during winter

Jack: hey, have you heard Mat did the malloy challenge
David: yeah but he didnt even finish it

The Malloy challenge by Priest of Chin-Chin April 20, 2020

The "Mallows Effect" 

the feeling of being sick or feeling of catching something "dirty" just by being in the same vicinity as them...

"Hey, check out that prostitute! I think she just gave me Hepatitis by "The "Mallows Effect""

The "Mallows Effect" by I live in far far away land :P June 10, 2009

The Mallory Effect 

When a man dates Mallory for a few weeks or months then when she tries to break up with the man they suddenly love her.

Mallory: Ugh, I tried to break up with him, it wasn't even serious, and he just claims that he "loves me!!"

Friend: It's the Mallory effect!!!

The Mallory Effect by coocoo bop December 9, 2020

The Raging Malfoy

This is named after a sexual exploit where, while going down on a woman, a guy starts frantically ripping out her pubic hair with his teeth. Why? HE HATES HARRY! HE HATES HARRY!

"I HATE HARRY, I HATE HARRY!" - The Raging Malfoy

The Raging Malfoy by KrazyKo March 20, 2011

O’Malley the Alley Cat 

I like the cheech-a-cheech-chee-roni like they make at home
Or a healthy fish with the big backbone
I'm Abraham DeLacey
Giuseppe Casey
Thomas O'Malley
O'Malley the alley cat
I've got that wanderlust
Gotta walk the scene
Gotta kick up highway dust
Feel the grass that's green
Gotta strut them city streets
Showin' off my éclat, yeah

Tellin' my friends of the social elite
Or some cute cat I happen to meet that I'm
Abraham DeLacey, Giuseppe Casey, Thomas O'Malley
O’Malley the Alley Cat
I'm king of the highway
Prince of the boulevard
Duke of the avant-garde
The world is my backyard
So if you're goin' my way
That's the road you wanna seek
Calcutta to Rome or home sweet home in Paris
Magnifique, you all
I only got myself
And this big old world
But I sip that cup of life
With my fingers curled
I don't worry what road to take
I don't have to think of that
Whatever I take is the road I make
It's the road of life make no mistake, for me
Yeah, Abraham DeLacey, Giuseppe Casey, Thomas O'Malley
O'Malley the alley cat
That's right, and I'm very proud of that, yeah

O’Malley the Alley Cat by Death Menace February 19, 2023