spatafore 

When you are standing there, minding your own business, then someone hits you in the head with a golf club.

Person 1 - "Why is he in the hospital, what happened?"
Person 2 - "He was spatafored..."
Person 1 - "Those mutha F$#@ers!!!"

spatafore by Gern Blanstein December 19, 2006

spatafore 

The act of shooting a total stranger in the back of the head following an automobile collision and the subsequent exchange of insurance information.

Marc pulled a Spatafore on that guy for ramming into his new jeep.

The officer said that the deceased appeared to be a victim of a Spatafore after his collision on the I-15.

spatafore by L to the P December 25, 2006

Spatafore 

spat-a-fore
-proper noun
a name given to a man who readily takes numerous cocks in his asshole while receiving immense pleasure and joy from the ordeal.

Billy Schuh loves the cock so much we should call him Spatafore.

Spatafore by Alitheia December 11, 2008

Spadafora 

a family in Malden, Massachusetts that owns a bunch of businesses. They set their way through life by being able to pay for their own food, parties, cars/car repair and even funerals with all the money going to their family.

I want to go out to eat, let's go to Anthony's, the restaurant the Spadafora's own.

I need some flowers and balloons, let's go to Spadafora's.

The funeral is at Spadafora's.

I brought my car to Spadafora's to get fixed.

Spadafora by whoaayeaaah123 December 19, 2009

Spadafora 

Is an Italian surname, a direct translation "unsheathed sword"

Josh Spadafora, Paul Spadafora, Steve Spadafora, Mark Spadafora, Cara Spadafora, Dom Spadafora, Hugo Spadafora.

Spadafora by Arofadaps December 13, 2007

Spadafore 

The state of being whereas one has extremely bad luck..In fact, the worst luck in the world at any given moment in time. If you are referred as "spadafore" before you are about to do something stupid...immediately rethink what you are about to do, because there is a 99.9% chance you will be caught...especially by your parents

"hey dude...wanna drive around going 120 down the 101 with 5 chicks in the car at 2 AM?"
"na man you look kinda spadafore right now, and i don't wanna get caught with you"
"what?!? do i? shit, k well maybe my parents will gps track my car..i better not"

Spadafore by spazaz February 7, 2007

Spadaforical 

A statement given as a complete and inarguable fact regardless of logic or factual obligation. Usually racist and/or sexist in nature and often demeaning to people of a different culture, sexual preference or physical appearance.

Common amongst people suffering from Napoleon complex.

"Nah dude...niggers are just lazy. They trade their food stamps for crack. The fag ones smoke it out of their boyfriend's cocks"

"Wow...that was completely spadaforical"

Spadaforical by Jamal Stardust December 15, 2006