Gloaf 

Slang term used to denote farmers and hillbillies. A gloaf is described as being a moronic, idiotic, impulsive, repulsive, dimwitted, clumsy oaf of a farmer. A gloaf usually smells of manure or body odour, or a mix of the two. Typically, most gloafs are ignorant and opinionated. See also, bigot

What is that horrible stench? Oh it's just that stupid gloaf standing over there picking his nose.

Gloaf by Buttercup123 November 11, 2008

Gloaf 

Short for "GLad its Only A Fart". The fart one gives when he/she is gassy, bloated, prairie dogging and/or and stuck in any situation preventing them from using a bathroom. To release pressure one must take the chance of slightly (but carefully) relaxing the sphincter muscles in hopes that what comes out is ONLY a fart.

Note: if something comes out besides air...then it is no longer a successful GLOAF

See: muddbutt

So we were at the Company Employee Picnic and after eating my boss's wife's meatloaf.... I Gloafed when he was talking about my upcoming raise. How embarrassing!

Gloaf by r0adbeast August 31, 2013

Gloaf 

The supreme genetic combination of bread and goats

Gloaf can have my butthole

Gloaf by Uniitato September 3, 2016

gloaf 

Short for "give less of a fuck"

I could gloaf about whatever's trending on the news right now

gloaf by rjcurry_the_GOAT May 8, 2024

gloflo 

A word that only a person named Ben would use

Ben: gloflo
Other Ben: sure I’ll go to the park with you

gloflo by you are reading my name May 5, 2020

GLAFO 

Good Luck and Fuck Off. A nice little way to sign off with someone you really don't like all that well. If weaved in just right, it will get written off as a typo.

So thanks, Rich, and glafo.

GLAFO by Bubbles7001 April 14, 2009

GLAF 

GLAF is a leading B2B and B2C solutions provider and brand established in Boston, Massachusetts by Gaspard Lafalaise. The formation of the word GLAF is the result of compounding and blending the first and last names of the founder.

The brand is in operation in the United States since 1997. When it is not capitalized, it's synonymous with great satisfaction, exceeding expectations, or very good cheers.

- A GLAF Tech Advisor is on his way to help you fix your computer troubles.
- Our office runs on technology, and GLAF helps keep our devices running in good order.
- The consultant signed off after she wished all of us to "Have a very glaf day!"
- Their Zoom meetings often start with the operator's greeting the attendance with "Welcome! We're glaf you join us!"

GLAF by Ayit Ilokal December 23, 2022