Squealing a beefer

An unusually large shit, that is normally paired with dehydration, but can often follow chinese food and pizza. Usually involves alcohol, but can be linked to various ethnic foods.

I am squealing a beefer right now, and it stinks.

Squealing a beefer by rheadorange January 14, 2010

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squeaky beefer

When you fart so hard it makes a high pitch squeak as you fill you pants with a beefy log.

Tim had to go change after letting out a squeaky beefer.

squeaky beefer by Longfur September 9, 2021

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Swiss Beefer

Western Pennsylvanian expression referencing a short, oily Italian person who has a voluptuous booty.

Bro did you see that Swiss Beefer? I’d like to take a bite out of him.

Swiss Beefer by Bros_Mad October 11, 2025

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beemer squirt

Pissing on the car door handle of some motherfucker's beemer. Trust me, he deserves it. Nothing good can come of it. Either he hits it wet and gets piss on his hand, or it rusts out the keyhole. It helps if you sit and wait for the asshole to come back and sniff his hand

The shitbag in sunglasses on the phone cut me off in his 5 series, so I followed him and gave that analripper a beemer squirt. He got my piss all over his hand. Eat shit and die.

beemer squirt by Walt Samuels November 27, 2006