Antique 

To take a handful of flour and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of antiquing has increased tenfold. Popular doumentation methods include photography, but better yet, video.

1. Let's go antique his ass!

2. Frank got antiqued SO bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit lemme see.

3.
Person1: Oh shit I can't believe you guys did this... shit man.
Person2: You got yo ass ANTIQUED frizank!

Antique by noodles April 2, 2003

Antique 

To fling a fistful of powder in someone's face when they are sleeping. Usually, flour is used, but other types of antiquing include: granulated sugar, confectioner's sugar, cayenne pepper, black pepper, pancake mix, cinnamon, and chocolate milk mix.

Time to antique that worthless shitfuck.

Antique by Schuyler August 9, 2003

antique 

To hit someone with a handful of flour while they are asleep, covering their heads. Results in the production of "nose muffins".

Let's antique his sleeping ass.

antique by Wade March 21, 2003

Antique 

To pack a pulverized substance (preferably baby powder, corn starch, or flour) in ones butt crack and then fart in somebody's face

whoever falls asleep first is going to get antiqued for sure.

Antique by Clevername16 January 11, 2016

Antique 

An older ladies' (see cougar) vagina.

Have you seen Mrs. Coutler's antiques? They are a sight to behold.

Antique by Roger's Ms. April 2, 2011

Antique 

While having sex with a person. Pull out before ejactulation and cum in your own hand; then proceed to slap the person in the face with it.

That girl is dirty, I know because I antiqued her just the other night.

Antique by NsstyN8 June 11, 2008

antique 

To throw particulate matter in someone's face with the intention of obscuring their vision during a fight, or as a set up for a sucker punch before one.

"I told him to back the fuck up, but he grabbed a handful of dirt, antiqued me, and proceeded to wail on my face."

antique by MrJaw March 9, 2008