balloon dick
When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.
balloon dick by Alex Stockwell November 5, 2006
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"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"
Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"
Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"
balloon dick by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015
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Dick Balloon
When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.
Dick Balloon by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015
Dick Balloon
Where you are with a girl, whip out a condom, put it on and she blows into the condom so it expands.
Dick Balloon by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 4, 2017
Balloon-Dicking
When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.
I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!
Balloon-Dicking by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018
Balloondock
The process of going down on a woman, and exhaling into her vagina, thus, filling her up with air. Then, placing a hand on her stomach, to pushing the air out her cooter for a vaginal fart in your face.
E.g. Balloondocking, balloondocked. Air facial, Female inflation, partner assisted vaginal fart.
Not recommended for the use of women who don't clean their areas.
For best results, keep your hair free of any styling products so you can feel the gust of air on your scalp.
Do not balloondock into your ear, for it might cause an inner-ear infuction.
E.g. Balloondocking, balloondocked. Air facial, Female inflation, partner assisted vaginal fart.
Not recommended for the use of women who don't clean their areas.
For best results, keep your hair free of any styling products so you can feel the gust of air on your scalp.
Do not balloondock into your ear, for it might cause an inner-ear infuction.
"You taste so good down here. Do you mind if i balloondock it?"
"I spent about 15 minutes balloondocking this girl. We both had a good laugh during foreplay."
"Something smells funny out here. It stinks. Like a bad balloondocks episode."
"...are you kidding? I'm a regular Balloondock Saint!"
"I spent about 15 minutes balloondocking this girl. We both had a good laugh during foreplay."
"Something smells funny out here. It stinks. Like a bad balloondocks episode."
"...are you kidding? I'm a regular Balloondock Saint!"
Balloondock by colorblind1982 July 22, 2009