Whitometer
n. A device used to measure the whiteness of an individual, used solely when a person is trying to act like a "gangsta" or black person.
Whitometer by DT_21 August 5, 2003
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Whorometer
A scale at which you rate girls on how much of a whore they are. It is a mix between an Odometer found in a car and a Whore, much like a Gaydar. This scale normally ranges from 1 to Megan Fox.
#1-Dude I was watching this video and I thought this girl was Leighton Meester, and she was totally breaking my whorometer, but then i realized it was Madonna from the 80's
#2- Eww Madonna is like saggy beef jerky now
#2- Eww Madonna is like saggy beef jerky now
Whorometer by Jose Sluttastic Hoe Mama April 6, 2010
Shitometer
The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.
Shitometer readings -
10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!
5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.
3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Shitometer readings -
10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!
5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.
3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?
Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
Shitometer by CutUpRough July 29, 2010
Shitometer
Shitometer by ElJefeBoyd October 28, 2022
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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