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nostril defilement 

When a man unexpectedly mounts another person's face and jams their penis into that person's nostril. After this is acheived the man urinates into the persons nostril until they are completely relieved whereupon the man exclaims "You have been defiled!!". Commonly used to describe situations of great pwnage and of great surprise.
Aaron: "Dude I can't believe he gave us that test."

Wes: "Yeah I know. I can still feel my nose burning from that nostril defilement back there."
nostril defilement by Dlarej December 10, 2008

Ear Defilement 

Sarah got a nasty case of {Ear Defilement} by John last night.
Ear Defilement by BallsMcBig June 14, 2016

desirement 

An implied requirement, that is not specifically required.
It is a desirement to takeoff in under 2000 feet.
desirement by Ty June 3, 2004

deplement 

1. statement of criticism: something said to express criticism or disapproval.

2. gesture of disrespect or dishonor: something done to show disrespect or dishonor.

antonymns: compliment
My deplements to the chef, this food is awful!

That person just paid you a huge deplement. Are you going to take that?
deplement by omatase January 13, 2007

defimentally 

An affirmative word that goes one step beyond "definitely." Denotes that they will definitely make a mental effort towards the idea or action they have affirmed, with a humorous, uplifting tone.
Person #1: Are you gonna be at the concert tonight?
Person #2: DEFIMENTALLY!!!
defimentally by WordSmith2490 December 7, 2009

Devilment 

Something that is of, an un-godly origin.
Don’t bring that devilment up in my house.