Wednesday Bubism is the act of partaking in what would seem to be an extravagant weekend outing on a Wednesday, in order to alleviate the pain of all the pressures that life throws at you. A central aspect of Wednesday Bubism, apart from getting intoxicated, is taking vast amounts of cocaine throughout the outing, with lines being referred to as 'pythons' due to their immense size.
Friend: 'Tough week, I need a break before I collapse.'
Friend 2: 'I feel you, what about some Wednesday Bubism?'
Friend: 'Say no more' *takes out bag filled with some ominous white powder, reminiscent of fish scales*
P1: religion? Like catholic? Atheist? Christian?
P2:yeah, but bedism. My religion is bedism.
P1:mine is Buddhism.
P2:would you be interested in talking about my lords and saviors mattress, sheets, pillows, and blankets?
Budweiser, whiskey, and tequila, the most devastatingcombination of alcohol possible. Side effects include hangovers that cause permanent sensory damage, dehydration, bloody knuckles, broken jaws, sexually transmitted diseases, felony arrest, and waking up next to what you first think is a fat chick but turns out to be a storm drain.
-Dude, you look like shit, what happened?
-Budiskila this weekend. I headbutted the sidewalk and pissed on my xbox, and i dont know what happened next but there are crustaceans all over my nuts