Skip to main content

floundering 

The act of taking ones hand and placing it in someone else underarm and shaking it as if it was a flounder out of water.
I am floundering my friend.
floundering by Scott17 March 21, 2008

Floundering 

The act of a football player faking injury, illness, or seizure movements, in order to gain the player’s team an additional time put.
Nicholls football fan: “Look! It’s Joe Remus down- he’s floundering ref, throw the flag!!!!”
Floundering by DancingLaLa January 3, 2020

Floundering Meatstick 

A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.
I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.

Floundering out 

To have a bad reaction to a drug to the point of looking like a fish out of water usually a overdose

Also Another name for a seizure
Don’t do to much or you’ll be floundering out

genital floundering 

the gender neutral term for dicking around; messing around; a very cool name for a bar/pub
Bob: Hey man you studying?
Jim: Nope I'm just genital floundering instead.
genital floundering by Markus GP. November 7, 2013