Absentation

The feeling of the soul reaching its self happiness daily and thoroughly.

Most hippies who are stoned use this word out of conjunction without actually knowing the meaning..

Like the person writing this sentence right now.

Im in a complete absentation with myself man..

I love my life because I'm on a complete absentation right now.

Absentation by snarftastic June 8, 2010

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Abservation

Looking and comparing midsections when out people watching.

Look at that hotties stomach! (Friend) Hey dude that's some serious bit of abservation!

Abservation by Paul Khanna June 27, 2008

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Absentation • Absentainial • Abservation • Asseatation • Asstentation

Asseatation

A person who likes eating women’s ass.

Yo I reall love asseatation your mom.

Asseatation by MyDogAteMyFamily May 11, 2018

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Asstentation

Contraction of Ass + Ostentation. Most notably on social networking sites.

To get likes & followers she would post butt pics ad nauseum in blatant asstentation. I unfollowed.

Asstentation by 3gmaxvUD March 12, 2016

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Absentainial

Worried for nothing

Nah man don’t get absentainial on me

Absentainial by Jeff Tesco March 3, 2019

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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