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Texas tornado 

The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.

Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.
Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.
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Texas tornado 

A wild girl that wants it all ,Wants to love you but she is too crazy,she fucks everything up and destroys everything but somehow you still love her she's a Texas tornado I'm telling you...
Texas tornado by Thornova April 13, 2020

Texas Tornado 

When a male partner takes his female partner and spins her around on his dick like a raging tornado in Texas!
Male: Damnnnnnnn baby! I'm giving you a Texas Tornado tonight!

Female: It better be a good tornado baby! (;

Texas Tornado 

To grab a rope and a rare steak and place it inside of a woman’s vagina just to take out the rope while spinning it in the air screaming “yee-haw!”
“Hey man, have you done a Texas Tornado on your girlfriend yet? I bet she’ll love it!”
Texas Tornado by HotPocketInMyAss November 29, 2018

Texas Tornado 

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a Texas Toaster Strudel, Creampie Christening, Frosting the Snowman, Return to Sender
Dude 1: Bro I busted in this country girl and she was still riding me after. She was so wet when she came she shot my load back and hit my forehead.

Dude 2: Bro you just had a Texas Tornado
Texas Tornado by DJRoms December 1, 2020

texas tornado 

After anally penetrating a woman (or man) with at least his/her fist, the person fisting soon wiggles themselves all the way inside, putting up their arms and spinning around inside the other's bowels, like a tornado. Usually impossible to do, and if successful, often fatal to the other.
Gee, Mike, I've lost six women to my Texas Tornado routine.
texas tornado by Strummy October 22, 2003

Texas Tornado 

A Homosexual Male Mexican from Texas.
Toro is the biggest Texas Tornado i've ever seen.
Texas Tornado by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005