Splerf
Splerf by Matt Markel May 21, 2008
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Spleringe
A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.
Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.
Spleringe by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
splerv dervish
a fat cone spliff (marijuana and tobacco). The thing about a splerv dervish is it has to be smoked by a couple of fucks.
splerv dervish by ausm Bullocks August 17, 2011
splorf
Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.
A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.
A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.
1) She took a sip of her drink just as he farted. With the bottle to her lips and a mouth full of beer she couldn't help but splorf everywhere when she staretd laughing.
2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.
2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.
spleefing
the act of playing the game spleef
used in context of minecraft
spleefing is a game that is played by having a lava pit covered by an easy to break material and and to have two people "fight"or "spleef"
by removing the blocks under their opponent
causing them to fall into lava and die
it is highly recommended that you put all but a shovel in a chest before spleefing
used in context of minecraft
spleefing is a game that is played by having a lava pit covered by an easy to break material and and to have two people "fight"or "spleef"
by removing the blocks under their opponent
causing them to fall into lava and die
it is highly recommended that you put all but a shovel in a chest before spleefing
Splergio
A Splergio is a man who is so good at sex that he can make a girl cum within 1 minute of sex. She will splurg all over the place, and the man will lay down satisfied, covered in bodily fluid, knowing that he is a Splergio.
Lina: Did you have sex with John the other night?
Sara: If you could call it that! I only lasted 40 seconds, he's such a Splergio.
Sara: If you could call it that! I only lasted 40 seconds, he's such a Splergio.
Splergio by contactonthesmash44 November 27, 2017