crunki

verb - to be drunk at work.

I discovered while intoxicated at work and trying to spell drunk

I'm crunki
You're crunki
Everybody's crunki

crunki by Jeff May 28, 2004

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Crunk Docta

1. n. what you become when masterfully drunk 2. adj drunk with the skills of a surgeon

"I am crunk docta right now. I haven't paid for a drink and got 3 phone numbers."

Crunk Docta by angry ostrich September 4, 2009

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crunking • crunkie • crunkin • Crunkigh • crunkily • crunkitis • crunki • Crunkiee • crunkie-sided • Crunkification

cranking hoons

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.

Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons

cranking hoons by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018

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crunk unit

A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.

1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)

1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)

crunk unit by IH8XC November 1, 2005