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Irritability 

Just about the funniest comic strip in existence, starring Chappy Chappy, the world's funniest homicidal RPG character.

Here be the address of episode #1.
icomix.com/maze/comicpage/browse.php?index=1
Robot(He's not a robot, that's just his name): Wow, a sandwich! It's mine now!
Robot: Wait a minute. This isn't right. If Exoth left it unattended, then he must want me to eat it. It must have some kind of experimental poison.
(Enter Exoth, Evil Genius)
Exoth: Wow, a sandwich! (Begins eating sandwich) Iff mine now.

irritabilitated

the feeling you get when you notice how cruel and judgmental people can be.
In my exuberance and joy during the holiday season, I asked a saleswoman for a cheese selection and did not accept her suggestion, whereby she then slipped the word "bitch" out of the corner of her mouth directed it toward me, at which point I became sensitized to the more frequent and noticeable contributions of my fellow man/woman toward each other and became irritabilitated for the rest of the afternoon, choosing to yell at the walls, stomp around and verbally kickbash the bejeezus out of my pies.
irritabilitated by 'Liss December 23, 2012

Irritabilibuddy 

A friend or acquaintance with whom you feel comfortable expressing your darkest, bitchiest, most savage thoughts and feelings.
I got so hangry yesterday, that I had to call my Irritabilibuddy and vent for like 45 minutes.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026