In my exuberance and joy during the holiday season, I asked a saleswoman for a cheese selection and did not accept her suggestion, whereby she then slipped the word "bitch" out of the corner of her mouth directed it toward me, at which point I became sensitized to the more frequent and noticeable contributions of my fellow man/woman toward each other and became irritabilitated for the rest of the afternoon, choosing to yell at the walls, stomp around and verbally kickbash the bejeezus out of my pies.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak