EMG 

Eat my groin.

"Come here?"
"no. Emg."

EMG by Cheekymonkey337 November 12, 2011

emg 

Excuse My Grammer.

Use this when you are to lazy to actually change your speling mistakes. This will not work on school papers. emg.

emg by LazyPeopleWILLRULETHEWORLD June 13, 2010

EMG 

Early morning glory. That wonderful feeling of waking in the morning, wiping the sleep from your eyes and staring down at the triumphant throbbing member that has risen with no regard for your state of conciousness. (In laymans terms, waking up with a boner.)

Ryan: Why's it taking you so long to get up?

Ricky: I'm pitching a tent down here, I'll probably have to jerk it to get rid of this EMG.

Ryan: Nice

EMG by Rugby road massive88 January 20, 2009

EMG 

Ew My Gawd

OMG for more rude and/or disgusting situations.

EMG, he just like totally vomited and my new flip flops!

EMG by Aural B March 3, 2007

emg 

1.an abrreviation for "Er my gosh" used to make fun of girls who say or use omg (oh my gosh) all the time

2. A phrase used in place of excitement of disbelief like omg.

1."Er my gosh, I can't believe she said that"

2."Er my gosh!"

emg by Mad Prop April 6, 2005

EMG 

a youtuber lmao

sub to emg lmao

EMG by why_is_EMG_here? October 29, 2021

EMG: Eat My Gina 

The female equivalent of "SMD" Suck My Dick. Hey! We live in an Equal Opportunity Environment!

"I briefed the Deputy Commanding Officer on the situation ,and all the little bitch did was pick on the size of my Powerpoint font. She can EMG: Eat My Gina

EMG: Eat My Gina by Golf 2 September 1, 2009