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protogod 

From the greek prefix "protos" meaning "first" PROTOGOD would be the first, or primary god. often mistaken for a combination of "protoss" and "god" which refers to the RTS game Starcraft.

Protogod refers to one who is awesome, yet incomplete as an idea. a "proto"type if you will.
Lost_it: Im a retard
Protogod: stfu, noob
protogod by Full[O]ut July 9, 2006
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protogoal 

A goal scored in the last minutes of a game that has no effect on the outcome of the game.
A combination of the word protocol and the word goal.
Yair: Bayern scored their second goal in the game!
Stav: Yeah but its the last 5 minutes they're still going to lose the game...

Yair: yeah, its a protogoal.
protogoal by shlongsisters April 19, 2023
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Protogoggles 

If you wear protogoggles it makes your speed go up by 5% and your max health and health regen go down by 5% each. They are useful against certain raid bosses like Mike Meyers and that guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. You can make them with 5 copper and 2 glass.
No, I didn't. I know you told me to! I just couldn't be bothered. I'm fired? Alright. I did make protogoggles though.
Protogoggles by Protogoggles May 20, 2022

Proto-god 

1. An unknown god (who isn't in mythology).

2. A being who is about to become a god or trying to become one.

3. The god from a culture that gods from other cultures originated from, (e.g. The Proto-Indo-European Sky God, Deus Pater from which Zeus originated).
'Dionysus used to be a proto-god when he was just a demigod, because he later became a god.'
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026