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torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!
Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.
Torqued by chadioo April 13, 2013

Fully Torqued

Having a fully erect penis, usually in public or a social situation and it is REALLY obvious to everyone.
Guy A: Awh, I was so totally about to score with that chick. I'm going to go back over there and talk to her again.
Guy B: Dude, you can't!
Guy A: Why not?
Guy B: Check it out, you are fully torqued bro.
Guy A: Thanks for the save man.
Guy B: No prob, that's what friends are for.
Fully Torqued by EagalHeart May 16, 2011

torqued off 

Means the same thing as ticked off, pissed off, teed off, etc. (e.g. extremely angry)
Melanie got very torqued off when she discovered that her Facebook account had been hacked and subsequently altered to replace her photograph with one of a dead giraffe.
torqued off by Telephony June 23, 2011

torqued up 

Overly excited or angry. Like an overly tightend bolt about to break. see tourqued torqued
Originated on drilling rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. When a drill string (the drilling pipes) are overly tightend, they have the potential to break, with very bad results. This makes the boss (toolpusher or driller) very angry. Hence he's all torqued up.
"Idunno what the she's all torqued up about."
"Don't get torqued up about it, it's only a casual thing."
torqued up by section83b September 8, 2006
To be really fucked up on booze or drugs. "Torqued up" is also acceptable.
1: Mind if I crash on your couch? I'm way too torqued to drive.
2: That idiot came in here all torqued on blow actin' the fool and shit. We had to beat his ass!
Torqued by A.C. Sativa May 28, 2013