vend 

v. - 1. to leave someone behind; to lay your missfortune on some one else
v. - 2. to steal or damage someones property in an act to cause them enbarasment, discomfort or dispair.

They totaly vended Tony, even his gloves were soaked!

vend by Fishy May 5, 2003

Vend 

To sell something.

"Why don't you just vend your gold it'll be worth alot''

Vend by flare30 December 20, 2016

Vend 

Some kid that nearly got star THREE TIMES cause he's so dog shit but somehow he got 2 stars on Untitled Hood

He's a little Thai shitter who plays dh everyday and he got dumped by his gf twice for another dude LL

Vend is my son
Vend has no paypal
Vend gets dumped 24/7

Vend by AsianDahoodian June 18, 2022

Vend-A-Moo 

Prevalent most recently in certain areas of the South, a vend-a-moo is a sort of vending machine that vends gallons of whole, two percent, or skim milk. Each gallon, at present, is $3.00.

Hey, I don't want milk from Wal-Mart. Let's go to the Vend-a-moo and get some!

Vend-A-Moo by Jana D. May 18, 2006

vend me 

Vend me, is to request services or goods to be sold to one.

Please vend me a cup of coffee.

vend me by Smokinejn May 17, 2016

buy one vend one free 

When a person goes to a vending machine intending to buy an item and that item is barely hanging on to the barricade that prevents it from falling. The person then buys the item and two items fall from the same row.

Dude, I went to go buy some sour patch kids and the idiot before me only had a dollar and his sour patch kids got stuck. I got to buy one vend one free.

buy one vend one free by platypus72 October 7, 2009

Vodka Vend-O-Matic

A large rectangular vending machine than dispenses a vodka drink of choice. In most cases it requires monetary payment. However, if privately owned, vodka drinks are dispensed at the will of the owner. Strategically placed, these machines have been known to improve morale in the workplace, save marriages, encourage spending and make other people appear more attractive.

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Vodka Vend-O-Matic by oboegirl December 15, 2009