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Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."

Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"

Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"

Dave: "No, spookers."

Diane: "What are spookers?"

Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
spooker by connorsji January 22, 2010
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The act of expelling gas from your ass (farting) in such a way that it frightens/ startles those around you.
Zach really made me jump when he bent over and ripped a voluminous spooker. Ah!!! Who spookered?
Spooker by Igor Strabinsky April 17, 2010
A deragatory term for a african-american, because just like a ghost can't be seen in the light a black cannot be seen in the dark.
If you play rap music at a party at night, a spooker might jump out of the bushes and shoot you with a blow gun.
spooker by J-Izzy June 24, 2006
A male who prefers men over women sexually due to sheer fear of communication.
Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.
Spooker by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016
A female that is creepy or is a creeper.
A girl who creepily stalks her friends on or a guy she is interested in on facebook or in person is a spooker.
Spooker by Notacreeper12 July 8, 2010
A male who prefers men over women sexually due to sheer fear of communication.
Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.
Spooker by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016

Spike your spooker 

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.
Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!