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Tits, boobs, or fun bags. Better when the are huge-DD cups or up.
Did you see those awesome mammaries on that slut?!?!
mammaries by Tit lover Boy November 4, 2003

Mackem Mammaries 

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷
Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries

Spiffing Mammaries 

Louis: WOAH! look at those nice fun bags
Harry: SPIFFING MAMMARIES!
Spiffing Mammaries by Niall Horan February 16, 2012

Yanks for the Mammaries 

Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.
Meanwhile at a big spring break party...

Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!

Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.

Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".
Yanks for the Mammaries by GFeet January 13, 2010

SWEET MOTHER OF MAMMARIES! 

An expression used when an individual(usually horny male) is tantalized or amazed by the beauty/size of a woman's breasts.
*random hottie flashes boobs*
Bob: SWEET MOTHER OF MAMMARIES!

@o@ ---> (.)(.)

-See Vgcats.com comic 151 for a funny example

Random Access Mammaries 

When you're on such good terms with a female that you can randomly grope her breasts anytime you please.
Things are going well with Sally, I'm allowed random access mammaries