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A synonym for the slang "nuts" referring to the testicles of the male anatomy. It is usually used in insults typed by young boys patrolling the internet.
$up4d34th={lolz}=: how did u killme hacker
$up4d34th={lolz}=: i'l hackur computer give me ur email
$up4d34th={lolz}=: u guy suck nutes
Nutes by InsaneCoincidences May 1, 2010
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It means "nutrients", guys . . . . I can't imagine where all these silly definitions come from, but it originated in the health & exercise community: macro and micro nutes are essential to any workout program. It has since moved to being used in hydroponics, in which only the minerals fed to the plant are called "nutes". Same concept.
Make sure to focus on your micronutes, not just your macros, if you want to be an athlete.

If you want to grow the fattest green (or red, purple, yellow..) then give your plant all the nutes it needs.
Nutes by Bigsaggynutes March 14, 2018
A man who is thicker “than a bowl of oatmeal” his booty is big enough to shake the earth.
Guy 1 “ Can you feel shaking, is there an earthquake
Guy 2 “ look it NUTES!”
Nutes by Not Cooper August 29, 2018
Wow this so nutes
Nutes by Flawlessness and talented September 15, 2020
Interchangable with "nuts", in every way except when referring to a literal nut.
1. "I think you're nutes"
2. "My friends think I'm completely nutes"
3. "the way he turns on the television as soon as he walks in drives me nutes"

4. "the fans were going nutes"
nutes by brujyeah March 1, 2024
'Nutes' is interchangable with 'Nuts' in every way, excluding using the word nuts as in the food.

Comes from a gif of Mario's dad from The Super Mario Bros. Movie saying "I think you're nutes.".
Hey check this out!

WTF! that's fucking nutes!
Nutes by brujyeah April 23, 2024