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redditch 

Large town in the Midlands UK. Could be so nice if it tried, however it is infested by chavs.
It is characterised by huge estates, rubbish bus services and dismal nightclubs that get closed down and have to change their name. It is absolutely true that there is not much to do at night in Redditch. Your best bet is chicago rock cafe, if you don't mind 5 mile queues.
Never, ever drive unprepared into redditch. You WILL get lost, all the roundabouts look identical. At best, you'll emerge, a gibbering wreck, somewhere near Alvechurch. At worst, you'll drive round Churchill for all eternity...
redditch by me old fruity May 23, 2006
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Redditch 

A newtown in Worcestershire. There is not much happening in Redditch but it's much better than Telford or Stevenage.
Pay attention at school in Redditch, so you can leave town for pastures new.Otherwise it's badly paid job time and heavy drinking/moderately heavy drug use.
Redditch by DEFINITION 4 August 25, 2006

redditch 

A newtown originally intended as a reservation for Brummies.Very little goes on here.
There's fuck all to do in Redditch on a Friday night.
redditch by donna March 19, 2004

redditch 

Large town in the Midlands UK. Could be so nice if it tried. Unfortunately, it has a chav problem. If only there was a chav rentokil...oh where was i..
It is characterised by huge estates, rubbish bus services and dismal nightclubs that get closed down and have to change their name. It is absolutely true that there is not much to do at night in Redditch. Your best bet is chicago rock cafe, if you don't mind 5 mile queues.
Never, ever drive unprepared into Redditch. You WILL get lost, all the roundabouts look identical. At best, you'll emerge, a gibbering wreck, somewhere near Alvechurch. At worst, you'll drive round Churchill for all eternity...
redditch by me old fruity May 23, 2006

Redditch District explorers 

The biggest bunch of madlads and madlasses that I have ever had the pleasure of being around, #upthevibecloset
Person 1: I go to redditch District explorers!
Person 2: you madlad

RedditCattle 

A RedditCattle is a redditor who will completely ignore the redditors problem at hand to correct their grammar it is the okay Boomer of Grammar Nazis.
I understand that you just lost custody of your kids to an alcoholic but social media must have really fucked up your grammar and you really need better spelling.Ok RedditCattle.
RedditCattle by LongDongWongKnog November 28, 2019

redditception

when you find yourself getting so far deep into subreddits
i dont know what we were looking at but then....... redditception!
redditception by IB! November 29, 2014