BOWEP

Best of Windows Entertainment Pack

BOWEP is better than any other game system, ever.

BOWEP by uskrewed May 13, 2006

Spiritual Bowel Syndrome 

(of a person on LSD) a rumbling or dull discomfort in the bowels indicating that one has to poop; an experience entirely different from that of the Vyvanse cleanse

"We need to get on our way to the creek before we come up."
"Wait... Oh, man, I think I'm already there. I've got spiritual bowel syndrome."
"Shit."

Spiritual Bowel Syndrome by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017

bowelvoiding 

To have a bowel movement thereby emptying the colon.
In otherwords, take a dump.

One always feels better after bowelvoiding.

bowelvoiding by jpg3 December 2, 2011

Progressive Bowel Movement 

Liberals & Libtards that subscribe to the idea & notion of "Progressive Politics" and are still hurt & having a nuclear melt-down because their girl sea-hag Hillary lost the 2016 Presidential election. At present, the aforementioned "movement" can be considered circling the bowl as it were. (Toilet flushing noise....)

You can't or won't admit that you're a regular Libtard but call yourself a Progressive instead? Funny, the progressive bowel movement is going the way of the dodo and printed newspaper there buddy!

Progressive Bowel Movement by SwimSomewhereElse February 7, 2017

Runners bowels

(noun) Refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive shit after ones participation in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. Usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water

After completing the marathon, Matt had a bad case of runners bowels and dashed to the nearest port a potty.

Runners bowels by Joshie G. April 23, 2010

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

bowel towels by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

BOWPAP

Black Out Wasted Party Auto Pilot

When the right combination of excessive alcohol, pills, thumping beats, and dancing girls lets one escape his/her consciousness and turn into a party-robot with no memory who wants nothing more than to drink more booze, take more pills, dance, and fuck.

Jeremy: Man you look like shit, what did you do last night?
Gavin: Went to Willy's, got BOWPAP, woke up on the patio...Somehow spent $190.
Jeremy: Get your life together, mate.

or

Gavin: STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE!!! OMG THAT GIRLS A BABE!!! I'M TWEAKIN
Jeremy: Dude, what the hell happened to you?
GAVIN: BOWPAP.

BOWPAP by mudman69 June 3, 2013