BOWPAP

Black Out Wasted Party Auto Pilot

When the right combination of excessive alcohol, pills, thumping beats, and dancing girls lets one escape his/her consciousness and turn into a party-robot with no memory who wants nothing more than to drink more booze, take more pills, dance, and fuck.

Jeremy: Man you look like shit, what did you do last night?
Gavin: Went to Willy's, got BOWPAP, woke up on the patio...Somehow spent $190.
Jeremy: Get your life together, mate.

or

Gavin: STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE!!! OMG THAT GIRLS A BABE!!! I'M TWEAKIN
Jeremy: Dude, what the hell happened to you?
GAVIN: BOWPAP.

by mudman69 June 3, 2013

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Bowaphone

The name of the instrument that backs Paul McCartney in "Wonderful Christmastime."

'Ba-bow bow bow...ba-bow bow bow bow..."

"The mood is right (bow bow bow...)"

Also,

"Sir Paul, what is that instrument?"

"A bowaphone, then."

by Bowaphonemaster December 28, 2009

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Home bowlaphobia

The fear of taking a dump in any place other than a toilet in your home.

JIMMY crapped his pants on the way home from church because the dipshit has home bowlaphobia and he couldn't hold it long enough to get home.

by TheBeardedBard July 24, 2016

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bowap

1. A fart that doesn't quite make it all the way out.

2. A fart that is so explosive, after the initial release, the anus remains open briefly allowing external air to enter the rectum.

3. A fart that if it had not been muffled by a wooden bench, or 70's style fiberglass chair, would've been extremely loud rather than shaking a city block 6.9 on the Richter scale.

"Damn, that bowap made the glass explode from the windows"

by Beavis_H_Christ April 9, 2004

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