ampute 

sex with a female that is missing limbs

I had sex with that ampute

ampute by tnrunner April 27, 2006

amputree 

n. a tree that has had some of its branches/limbs cut off, leaving nubby circles on the trunk where the branches were.

trees that are overgrown in front yards, or are growing dangerously close to buildings or power lines, are most likely to become amputrees.

the elements (high winds,lightning etc.) are also a common cause of amputrees.

"I used to climb the tree in front of my house when I was a kid. Unfortunately, my dad made it an amputree when I was 9, and now I can't."

amputree by RadioBurnv1 October 22, 2008

amputorium 

-a ceremonial gathering held with the purpose of removing an appendage or tool that has been misused or abused.

"His amputorium came as no surprise."

amputorium by connie m May 19, 2009

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality

The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.

Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality by Revchu August 6, 2005

midget amputee porn 

midget amputee porn is the holy grail of all porn for those that are weird and wacky enough to want to watch it. Obviously contains midgets that are dismembered dancing the good dance!!!

do you want to watch some midget amputee porn?

midget amputee porn by dannyboy1373 November 10, 2007

amputorgy 

An orgy involving amputees.

OMG, did you see the amputorgy last night? There were arms and legs everywh..Wait, no there weren't.

amputorgy by Amputee fan 01 August 31, 2005

amputeens 

Cleveland band originated in 2004.

Likes drugs, sex, cigarettes, and people

When I saw the Amputeens they tried to sell me drugs at their merch booth, but i was straightedge so i just let them tag team my sister

amputeens by Ann coulture is my sexslave September 20, 2006