'tard

Someone who is stupid, but in an annoying way. In fact, if they were actually mentally retarded it would be a dramatic improvement.

Mason is so stupid that it's pissing me off! He's a real 'tard.

'tard by FRizzo August 31, 2005

'tard

Someone who is NOT retarded, but, acts like they are because they are too busy fantasizing about stupid bullshit to pay attention to the reality that surrounds them.

Poindexter is such a 'tard! He got into a car accident because he was too busy thinking about his fan fic sequel to "The Lord Of The Rings".

'tard by Bull Shit Vick December 27, 2006

'Tard

1. Short form of "retard."
2. Slang for one who is considered to be foolish or socially inept.
3. An idiot.

"Stop trying to prove people wrong when you yourself are wrong, ya damn 'tard.

'Tard by daviji August 30, 2005

'tard

Shortened version of "retard" (someone who is retarded).

Susie dropped her cafeteria tray? What a 'tard!

'tard by Ace February 5, 2002

'tard

A word used in Steinbeck's Grapes of Wrath; tired.

"Granma's just 'tard." -Ma

'tard by Nayu November 30, 2010

'tard

Fuckin' dumbass, short for retard. Usualy used to describe something stupid someone did

She fell ove ra cow and broke her leg, what a fuckin' tard

'tard by Shana Morro March 25, 2003

'tard

A total moron who insists on camping his or her spawn or some other place when the rest of his/her team is dead, thereby forcing everyone to wait for friggin' EVER to get on to the next round in counter-Strike.

I can't believe that frickin' 'tard is camping his spawn instead of planting the bomb!

'tard by Mike H June 30, 2003