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Zero to Buck

A process involving the instantaneous transition from a state of serenity/calmness to one of rage/wrath.
"Dude, that stupid girl scout didn't get it.... I didn't wanna buy any freakin' cookies. After saying "no" nicely three times, I finally had to go Zero to Buck and bitchslap her off my front stoop.
Zero to Buck by Jaybone69 March 13, 2011

Skin to Buck Ratio (SBR)

When selecting a prostitute, the optimal rental criteria is finding the fattest and oldest hoe with the most skin for your dollar, to maximize your investment's worth in the night.
SI Unit is meter squared per USD
Man, Jimmy is such an idiot! He picked the skinny twenty year old hooker when he had a chance to pick up that Granny Gorlock at the end of the street! He didn't pay attention to the Skin to Buck Ratio (SBR).

buck-to-factor

I told Buck the shoes were $100, they were actually $400. The Buck-to-factor is 4:1.
buck-to-factor by idiffered February 4, 2023

Ur uncle buck don’t know how to fuck

Worst than ur dad les or ur uncle a rapist
Jon:Ur uncle buck don’t know how to fuck
THE EARTH SHATTERS

Teach me how to Bucky 

Am amazing remix of "Teach me how to dougie" made by Wisconsin Badgers. the song is actually much better, if you want to see the video, google it. it was put together by students and demonstrates Badger superiority in the Big Ten!
Girl: Can you teach me how to dougie?
UW Student: No, but I can Teach you how to Bucky.
Girl: Even better! I can't wait for you to teach me how to bucky!! all my friends at Minnesota will be so jealous!
Teach me how to Bucky by UWBadgers October 21, 2011