abonics

Asian accents and poor grammar including chinese at chinese restaurants, vietnamese at nail salons, indian at liquor stores....etc.

Wife:"Baby, why did you take so long to order chinese food?"
Husband:"Mother*&%&er couldn't speak english!"
Wife:"Thats why i told you to learn abonics!"
Husband:"THEN WHY DON"T YOU SPEAK ABONICS! YOU'RE CHINESE!"

abonics by Lynn Do August 20, 2007

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abonish

To get rid of or a snow man

Abonishable snowman

abonish by Amymckeen April 22, 2018

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albonics

Contraction of albino ebonics, referring to the language spoken by a white boy from the 'burbs trying to sound like an OG from the hood. Usually met with ridicule, except when used for obviously ironic effect.

Manager: Jenkins, come see me in my office.
Jenkins: Fo' shizzle rizzle, G-dawg.
Manager: Knock that albonics bullshit off, cracka'.

albonics by CyberShoe May 4, 2005

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Aubonics

A red-neck version of the English language spoken by students, faculty and alumnus (also fans of the football program with no affiliation to the university) of Auburn university. It is a slang driven language that is almost impossible to understand by anyone other than the ones (aka Aubies) who speak it. Aubonics is not only grammatically incorrect, the content is ignorant with no rationale what-so-ever. This is driven by paranoia, hate and an inferiority complex from their counterparts from the University of Alabama.

After the iron bowl I was approached by an Aubie that wanted to explain something to me. After five minutes I just walked away, I didn't understand a single word that she said - she must have been speaking Aubonics.

Aubonics by kalibama June 28, 2010

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albonics

a version of ebonics, except this is what you call the language of white people trying to speak ebonics. Also see wanabebonics.

Quit talking in albonics and start speaking in english!!

albonics by NDT Wayne April 21, 2005

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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