Assbead 

a bead you shove up your ass for sexual pleasure

Oh man, give me that assbead up my butt

Assbead by kelasss February 9, 2010

assbeater420

Assbeater420 was more than a friend. A partner. A gamer. A chad. Every night I go to bed crying thinking off this horrible loss. Please bring him back. God have mercy on your soul for Allah is regretting your existence. #Justice4AssBeater420 #BlackLivesMatter

bro1:assbeater420 truly was a legend
bro2: yea he was im sad he is gone now
bro1: :sadcowboy:
bro2: did you just say colon sad cowboy colon ?
bro1:wipes forehead

bro2: dont wipe my forhead

assbeater420 by sniperfoxeh August 11, 2020

asshead 

1. One who is incredibly ugly.
2. One who is constantly talking shit.
3. One who has shit for brains.

Lennox Lewis talked shit about Klitschko after almost being beaten like the bitch he is: therefore Lennox Lewis is an asshead.

asshead by fidel August 14, 2003

asshead 

one who acts like an idiot,A moron,a stupid person.

Oh my gosh, you are such an asshead!!!!

asshead by mARCYH August 21, 2006

AssBeard 

Very long Ass hair

You Mom has a assbeard

AssBeard by Gabe Adams August 21, 2003

Assbear 

A terd so big and mean it rips your ass on the way out then growls back at you from the toilet water.

My anus was just ruined by an assbear.

Assbear by Ross and Chiu May 14, 2005

assbeans 

Beans from ones ass. Often used when somthign unwanted occurs.

Aww assbeans i lost my car keys.

assbeans by Alex Trebek July 21, 2003