assbeans 

Beans from ones ass. Often used when somthign unwanted occurs.

Aww assbeans i lost my car keys.

assbeans by Alex Trebek July 21, 2003

ass beans 

The jelly beans left at the bottom of a container, becuase they are all the worst flavors.

Example 1
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.

Example2
Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.

ass beans by jomasta May 27, 2009

assbean 

the result of too much anal sex, skittle sized cum covered peices of poo

assbean by Anonymous July 20, 2003

assbeast 

A person who beasts ass. Typically, it is a male homosexual who enjoys inserting his member into the anus of another man.

Gay Dude: I wanna beast your ass.
Gay Dude 2: I'm ready for your assbeast style.

assbeast by SirLeche June 6, 2005