assbeans 

Beans from ones ass. Often used when somthign unwanted occurs.

Aww assbeans i lost my car keys.

assbeans by Alex Trebek July 21, 2003

ass beans 

The jelly beans left at the bottom of a container, becuase they are all the worst flavors.

Example 1
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.

Example2
Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.

ass beans by jomasta May 27, 2009

assbean 

the result of too much anal sex, skittle sized cum covered peices of poo

assbean by Anonymous July 20, 2003

assbeast 

A person who beasts ass. Typically, it is a male homosexual who enjoys inserting his member into the anus of another man.

Gay Dude: I wanna beast your ass.
Gay Dude 2: I'm ready for your assbeast style.

assbeast by SirLeche June 6, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016