assbeans

Beans from ones ass. Often used when somthign unwanted occurs.

Aww assbeans i lost my car keys.

by Alex Trebek July 21, 2003

ass beans

The jelly beans left at the bottom of a container, becuase they are all the worst flavors.

Example 1
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.

Example2
Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.

by jomasta May 27, 2009

assbean

the result of too much anal sex, skittle sized cum covered peices of poo

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

assbeast

A person who beasts ass. Typically, it is a male homosexual who enjoys inserting his member into the anus of another man.

Gay Dude: I wanna beast your ass.
Gay Dude 2: I'm ready for your assbeast style.

by SirLeche June 6, 2005