Disical 

A term used to describe someone or something that plans to die immediately after their life goals are fulfilled.

“They do not plan on living too long, just long enough to accomplish their ideals, They are quite the disical figure.”

Disical by disical August 15, 2021

discalerate

To fall down the stairs, or cause to fall down the stairs.

I tripped over a roller skate and discalerated.

discalerate by 5'1"Racer March 6, 2004

Discallnect 

(Dis-Call-Nect)

Calling someone without allowing him to pick up the phone - disconnecting after a second, and not paying a cent.

This can signal something you agreed upon (such as: letting him know you're at his house ready to pick him up), or maybe you're just cheap.

(it already has a term in Hebrew, widely used)

Damm you Watermelondrea, stop discallnecting me instead of texting! I keep calling to ask what ya want!
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<Sound of the first-second of the Star Wars theme>
<Silent>
<Sound of a Nerd going down the stairs, picked up by his super-nerd-friend>

Discallnect by SKAPARA January 25, 2010

Discalendaria 

The inability to read calendars accurately.

Rob showed up to the company picnic on Saturday opposed to Sunday because he has discalendaria.

Discalendaria by Guaca_Molly August 5, 2016

Discala's House 

Discala's House orgins in the deep roots of the Cheese Spring area of New Canaan, Connecticut. Known in the past for having insane parties, Discala's house has turned into the Sausage Fest headquarters of lovely New Canaan. At least once every weekend Discala's house has 5 guys drinking in his upstairs attic while looking for either

1. A ride to a sick party(never happens)
2. Some Hot Girls to come over and chill(also rarely happens)

"Yo man what are you doing this weekend"

"I think im gonna hit up Discalas man I heard theres a sick party of there"

"Dude Discala's House is just gonna be 5 dudes chugging some 14 dollar 30-rack looking for girls but it will just end up a sausage fest"

"I know but what else am I gonna do"

Discala's House by New Canaans Favorite Farm Animal April 2, 2005

Discalect 

To show no attention too; forget about; abandon;neglect

If this motherfucka discalect to pay me back, imma beat his ass!

Discalect by Shorty Reese April 3, 2017

Discalated 

When you don’t know how to describe someone or something

Your discalated

Discalated by Discalated November 2, 2021