The new patented technology that lets your bank take cash deposits at ATMs without envelopes or deposit slips.
"Deunte had to get his money in the bank today so his baby-mama's lights wouldn't get turned off. Good thing they ATMs had that patented MoneyMouth technology!"
Naturally occuring in shopping malls, tractor pulls, fireworks celebrations and your local Cinnabun; a moosemouth is when a double-fupa results in a horizontal indentation in the area of the lower abdomen. Depth of valley between the fupae can range from slight (barely visible line) to indeterminable. Most visible in stretch pants, though in rare occasions can be witnessed under denim.
HeyBev, those yoga pants really show off your moosemouth
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)