Medick
In class-based FPS games such as Battlefield 2 or Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, a medick is a player who would rather charge into an enemy squad alone, try to heal himself, and get blown away instead of reviving you so the two of you might actually stand a chance at taking them out.
Medicks often exhibit tunnel vision (whut HUD?), selective deafness (lalala i catn hrea u!!), and delusions of grandeur (I R TEH 1337!!!11) which often lead to their timely demise. And if that fails, well, you can always teamkill them. I like to play Medick Baseball by ramming them with a Jeep and seeing how far they fly.
Medicks are often confused with Medics, players who actually understand that their primary role should be to support their teammates.
Medicks often exhibit tunnel vision (whut HUD?), selective deafness (lalala i catn hrea u!!), and delusions of grandeur (I R TEH 1337!!!11) which often lead to their timely demise. And if that fails, well, you can always teamkill them. I like to play Medick Baseball by ramming them with a Jeep and seeing how far they fly.
Medicks are often confused with Medics, players who actually understand that their primary role should be to support their teammates.
Hey guys, I think there's about four of them holed up in front of the flag. One of them's a Spec Ops - CRAP, where'd that nade come from?
Oh, good, here comes a medic. Hey, get me up, buddy, and we'll hit them round the back. Where are you going? I just told you they're watching the front! That Spec Ops probably laid out C4! Do you think dropping a med pack is going to-
*BOOM*
...I hate medicks.
Oh, good, here comes a medic. Hey, get me up, buddy, and we'll hit them round the back. Where are you going? I just told you they're watching the front! That Spec Ops probably laid out C4! Do you think dropping a med pack is going to-
*BOOM*
...I hate medicks.
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