Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

Megan's Mangled Produce by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

producer's cut 

The short version (of a story). So-named due to a producer's desire (not always realized) to remove an indulgent director's unnecessary and annoying backstory and setup (aka 'fat'), in particular to decrease running time for the sake of increasing the number of screenings per day.

Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."

Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? Just give us the producer's cut, please.

producer's cut by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009

produce silence with a shovel 

To shut someone up by hitting them. Doesn't really distinguish between knocking someone down, knocking them out, and killing them

In a worst-case scenario, I'll have no choice but to produce silence with a shovel.

produce silence with a shovel by Whycantiusethishandle? September 16, 2018

Produce the spruce 

Dropping phat logs in the toilet

Yo I just ate a Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell, now it’s time to produce the spruce!

Produce the spruce by Tacobellchamp69 September 5, 2019

If there’s a problem there’s a product 

Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.

Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!

Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!

If there’s a problem there’s a product by Resident Shitter February 10, 2023

produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator

A game that just came out in yourmomspussydick 2046 produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator

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ok let's play produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator

produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator by Isuckpussy🍼 October 29, 2023

Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101?? 

Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??

Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??

Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101?? by sdinaz October 24, 2023